which of you was scammed?

[vetran]

Malaysian man buys penis enlarger online but gets sent a magnifying glass | Mail Online

Malaysian man comes up short after buying £100 penis enlarger online... but gets sent a £5 magnifying glass with warning 'Do not use in sunlight'
Man, named only as Ong, spent £100 online on penis enlarger
When it arrived he found the box contained a £5 magnifying glass
He has complained but officials say it is unlikely he will get money back

[speling bee]

Malaysian man buys penis enlarger online but gets sent a magnifying glass | Mail Online

The police are looking into it.

[MicrosoftBob]

I feel sorry for Paul Ness growing up in my village, the number of crank calls he got asking for Mr Ness, Mr P Ness must have been astronomical

[OwlHoot]

That's nothing - A couple of years ago I crazily shelled out £1000 for an early 19th century antique magnifying glass the size of a dinner plate, which turned out have a concave lens and was thus a shrinkifying glass!!

Apparently short-sighted people used to use them to read small print, although why they didn't just wear specs I can't imagine.

Anyway, I kept the thing as it might go up in value slightly in a century or two, however useless it seems now.

[speling bee]

That's nothing - A couple of years ago I crazily shelled out £1000 for an early 19th century antique magnifying glass the size of a dinner plate, which turned out have a concave lens and was thus a shrinkifying glass!!

Apparently short-sighted people used to use them to read small print, although why they didn't just wear specs I can't imagine.

Anyway, I kept the thing as it might go up in value slightly in a century or two, however useless it seems now.

You'd be cross if you bought that as a penis enlarger.

[TheFaQQer]

Lamebook had the same "story" in December (linky), with the same person's Facebook post from last October.

It's been doing the rounds for a while.