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    Zoo worker in gorilla suit shot with tranquiliser dart during 'escape drill' because no-one told the vet it wasn't real | Mail Online

    Zoo worker in gorilla suit shot with tranquiliser dart during 'escape drill' because no-one told the vet it wasn't real
    The 35-year-old employee was shot on Monday at Tenerife's Loro Parque
    Staff were taking part in a drill to ensure they plan in case a gorilla escaped
    But the vet had not been informed of the drill and shot the man
    The man is now in a critical condition at a hospital on the Spanish island
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Classic!!!

    I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if I can remember what it was called.

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      #3
      Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
      I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if I can remember what it was called.
      Suity's last contract?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
        Classic!!!

        I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if I can remember what it was called.
        Trading Places?
        "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

        https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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          #5
          Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
          Classic!!!

          I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if she could remember what it was called the morning after.
          FTFY
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
            Trading Places?
            oh look they are so in Love!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              Loro Parque ... Bad place, have a look at the employee who got killed by the Killer Whale. That would be the same Killer Whale they bought who had previous form for drowning trainers.
              Yeah but they do brilliant bomb dives!
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                Loro Parque ... Bad place, have a look at the employee who got killed by the Killer Whale. That would be the same Killer Whale they bought who had previous form for drowning trainers.
                Well it wouldn't be much of a killer whale if if didn't kill anyone. At least visitors get what it says on the tin.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
                  At least visitors get what it says on the tin.
                  I thought Tuna with cetaceans in had been made illegal now
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #10
                    What kind of vet can't tell the difference between a man in a gorilla suit, and an actual gorilla!
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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