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What would you do if the person in the plane seat behind used one of these?

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    What would you do if the person in the plane seat behind used one of these?

    Legroom wars: the device that stops plane seats reclining - Telegraph

    #2
    I would get this on my 17'' laptop

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    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Brill. All we need now is a child ejector seat.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Brill. All we need now is a child ejector seat.
        Take a bottle of calpol on in your hand luggage. If you have a squawking brat in your vicinity simply pass the bottle to the parents with a withering look. A winning formula.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Of course you only get this problem if you fly with the peasants in anything less than club class

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Take a bottle of calpol on in your hand luggage. If you have a squawking brat in your vicinity simply pass the bottle to the parents with a withering look. A winning formula.
            Nope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              Nope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.
              I'm 37
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                Nope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.
                True, but one look at Suity and they will be handing him Heroin.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Take a bottle of calpol on in your hand luggage. If you have a squawking brat in your vicinity simply pass the bottle to the parents with a withering look. A winning formula.
                  Phenergan is much more effective.


                  The problem with kids is short legs. They don't bend in the right place, so their feet stick straight out resulting in constant kicking the seat in front. Perhaps a hacksaw would work.

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                    #10
                    Study and learn this move.

                    You Don't Mess With The Zohan - Kids Salon - YouTube
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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