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    whats the record

    what the record for being move to light relief.



    I know one person got banned for talking about uphill gardeners...
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    Why don't we just post this kind of drivel straight into the appropriate section in the first place?
    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Flubster
      Why don't we just post this kind of drivel straight into the appropriate section in the first place?
      What a boring bastard. It's much morer fun to post here and wait for Janey to turn up.

      Janey = Instant Relief.

      (Watch me get a slap for that...)
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac
        What a boring bastard. It's much morer fun to post here and wait for Janey to turn up.

        Janey = Instant Relief.

        (Watch me get a slap for that...)
        Or a ban. Sorry...didn't add an irony smilie before...
        Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mordac
          What a boring bastard. It's much morer fun to post here and wait for Janey to turn up.

          Janey = Instant Relief.

          (Watch me get a slap for that...)
          Much more more
          I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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            #6
            Janey, Janey, Janey and her magic torch


            go on guys, shine a light under her bushel!
            I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Numptycorner
              Janey and her magic torch

              No two nights are the same.

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                #8
                Janey! Janey!
                Janey and her Magic Torch.
                Down the helter skelter, faster and faster
                towards Taffy Land.

                Mordy! Mordy!
                Following hard behind.
                Ready for adventure, always there looking for porn
                ...or a helping hand!

                Mordy wants to spray his goo and the other sex starved nerds too,
                the strangest people you've ever seen.
                And the torch with it's magical beam -
                If I hadn't really been there in light relief
                I'd think that I was dreaming too!

                Janey! Janey!
                No two nights are the same.
                And life is one long glorious game
                with Janey.
                Janey and her Magic Torch!
                I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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                  #9
                  Quality.
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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