I'm Taken, stop calling me with pointless roles!

[stek]

Message to agents!

I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want.
If you’re looking for Windows skills I can tell you I don’t have any.
But what I do have are particular set of Unix skills acquired over a very long career.
AIX, Solaris, HP-UX and IRIX, proper Unix skills none of that Linux tulip.
So if you stop contacting me for Red Hat roles,
I will not block you in LinkedIn
I will probably Endorse you
But if you don’t,
I will do a ‘whois’ on you
I will give you false references
And I will spam you….

[Bunk]

Message to agents!

I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want.
If you’re looking for Windows skills I can tell you I don’t have any.
But what I do have are particular set of Unix skills acquired over a very long career.
AIX, Solaris, HP-UX and IRIX, proper Unix skills none of that Linux tulip.
So if you stop contacting me for Red Hat roles,
I will not block you in LinkedIn
I will probably Endorse you
But if you don’t,
I will do a ‘whois’ on you
I will give you false references
And I will spam you….

I usually threaten to steal their hair gel. Soon scares them off

[suityou01]

Unix is dead.

[eek]

Unix is dead.

yep in the exact same way cobol is....

[stek]

Unix is dead.

I know! I'm out, long live OpenVMS!!

[vwdan]

I have an Ubuntu LAMP role which may interest you.

[MicrosoftBob]

I have an Ubuntu LAMP role which may interest you.

Oh knows LAMP, I know a role involving four candles which may be of interest

[stek]

Oh knows LAMP, I know a role involving four candles which may be of interest

I was doing SAMP years ago, have things not moved on?

[Project Monkey]

My computer's not working, can you fix it?

[norrahe]

My computer's not working, can you fix it?

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?