CUK burnt offerings to the CUK Gods

[suityou01]

Would it be possible, to sacrifice existing users in a sort of burnt offering to bring back other posters from exile?

If so, who would you sacrifice, to bring back whom and why in both cases?

Rules, reasons must be funny and this thread must not turn into a witch hunt or willy waving contest.

I'll start. Those CUKers who repeatedly flaunt the common rules of punctuation should be sacrificed to the CUK Gods, for crimes against the English language.

I would like to see AussieLong returned to this realm should this occur.

Thread started in good faith, apologies to all if it backfires but I have confidence in you all to be grown ups.

[speling bee]

Would it be possible, to sacrifice existing users in a sort of burnt offering to bring back other posters from exile?

If so, who would you sacrifice, to bring back whom and why in both cases?

Rules, reasons must be funny and this thread must not turn into a witch hunt or willy waving contest.

I'll start. Those CUKers who repeatedly flaunt the common rules of punctuation should be sacrificed to the CUK Gods, for crimes against the English language.

I would like to see AussieLong returned to this realm should this occur.

Thread started in good faith, apologies to all if it backfires but I have confidence in you all to be grown ups.

WGAS

[suityou01]

WGAS

Time will tell.

[original PM]

Would it be 'snip'

some random sh!t which is thin veiled as a thread started to insult other users but trying to cover it up with bullshoot

'snip'
Thread started in good faith, apologies to all if it backfires but I have confidence in you all to be grown ups.

Like seriosuly why.....

[speling bee]

Now I think about it...

Can we get two normal sized posters back in exchange for suity?

[suityou01]

Christ I've started causing exceptions in CUK threads now.

[d000hg]

Now I think about it...

Can we get two normal sized posters back in exchange for suity?

You beat me to a MF joke damn you.

[speling bee]

You beat me to a MF joke damn you.

We'll boil him down to lard, to fuel the burnt offerings.

[SimonMac]

Would it be possible, to sacrifice existing users in a sort of burnt offering to bring back other posters from exile?

If so, who would you sacrifice, to bring back whom and why in both cases?

Rules, reasons must be funny and this thread must not turn into a witch hunt or willy waving contest.

I'll start. Those CUKers who repeatedly flaunt the common rules of punctuation should be sacrificed to the CUK Gods, for crimes against the English language.

I would like to see AussieLong returned to this realm should this occur.

Thread started in good faith, apologies to all if it backfires but I have confidence in you all to be grown ups.

I would sacrifice Suity for Gentile, one big girls blouse for another

[BrilloPad]

Admin is thinking of sacrificing RH to get MF back as a mod......