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    Wanking as exercise

    I count it as my five a day.....

    #2
    Originally posted by stek View Post
    I count it as my five a day.....
    Only if you swallow.

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      I count it as my five a day.....
      Poor show. My old girl counts at least 30 on a good day.
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by stek View Post
        I count it as my five a day.....
        I'm too old to wank so I have outsourced it to the local Chinese massage clinic
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          I eat 60 pot noodles a day.

          Wasn't there something about wanking in the wolf of wall street to get aggression levels up?

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            #6
            A quick pot noodle only burns 30 calories.

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              #7
              Always call it a J Arthur myself.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                Perhaps you should turn it into a Plan B
                When “John”, one of the 250 regular donors on the books of European Sperm Bank, walks through the door, the attraction of using a Danish donor seems a little more obvious. In his twenties, with Nordic good looks and utterly charming, he donates three times a week, getting paid around £30 a visit.
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Troll View Post
                  Perhaps you should turn it into a Plan B
                  Ah no wonder Sasguru was well off.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Those are rookie numbers in this racket ...

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