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    US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany | World news | theguardian.com

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    if you hear an echo, ALWAYS, tie your ankles to the bottom of the bed
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      #3
      American gets stuck in 2nd base.
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        I'll bet all the mums wish that was true to scale

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          Originally posted by Batcher View Post
          I'll bet all the mums wish that was true to scale
          Not really - it would make running for the bus a bit uncomfortable.

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            #6
            I've heard of jumping in feet first but that's taking the piss

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              #7
              I hope he kept a stiff upper lip throughout his ordeal.

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                #8
                When asked about her sons misadventure, Mrs hunt observed 'mikes always been the shy type, I've no idea what drew him to such a thing'.

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                  #9
                  Or how about 'look at that tw@!'

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                    #10
                    US student using updated Apple Maps fails again to locate G-Spot.

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