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    Cricket, football, rugby, tennis

    Games England invented...


    ...and are totally tulipe at.

    #2
    We're not too bad at billiards, snooker and darts (all pub games I see)
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Endless fecking, whining, moaning and whinging about their southern rulers - all Scots ever do.....

      ...... but to be frank they are world beaters at it!!

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        #4
        We're so good at cricket that we can afford to discard our best player to give everyone else a chance.
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          #5
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          Games England invented...


          ...and are totally tulipe at.
          So we are world class at inventing games. Effin wingers.

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            #6
            Good at motorsport and sailing.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              The cricket yesterday was very poor indeed.

              The footy could be worse later. Roy out

              Cook out
              one day at a time

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                #8
                We're world leaders in bog snorkelling and cheese rolling
                Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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