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    Someone we know?

    BBC Newsbeat - Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina in Germany
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

    #2
    I bet he feels a right c**t
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #3
      What a twat!
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        I initially thought Old Greg, but the headline would have been "Man IS a massive vagina"
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          I doubt any of the men on CUK have ever been close to a vagina.
          The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

          George Frederic Watts

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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            #6
            Is there an echo in here?

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              OK, who's feeling brave enough to do the KUATFB thingie?

              <runs & hides>
              FTFY
              The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

              George Frederic Watts

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                OK, who's feeling brave enough to do the KUATB thingie?

                <runs & hides>
                Rats!
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  five emergency service vehicles and 22 firemen had to help free the man.
                  Translation:

                  2 firemen were needed for the job and the rest came along for the laugh.
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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