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Worried about your tan lines, try a C-String (Probably NSFW)

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    Worried about your tan lines, try a C-String (Probably NSFW)

    Forget the G-string: The C-string is here | Metro News



    Men are buying them in droves for their wives and girlfriends as an alternative to sensible granny pants.

    Women, it has to be said, are not so smitten.
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    #2
    There's a "male" version too

    England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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      #3
      That's an idea. Why can't you get stick on patterns to wear in the sun? When you take them off you'd have a free white tattoo.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
        There's a "male" version too
        Yes, it's mentioned in the article, with two pictures.
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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          That's an idea. Why can't you get stick on patterns to wear in the sun? When you take them off you'd have a free white tattoo.
          This sort of thing:-

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            #6
            Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
            There's a "male" version too

            Old school, the hip are now wearing:

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
              There's a "male" version too
              Available at: http://www.amazon.com/JQK-Bikini-G-s...pr_product_top
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Old school, the hip are now wearing:

                MF has really slimmed down!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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