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For those of you that are a little bit "special"

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    For those of you that are a little bit "special"

    Saw this and thought of you :

    "The wife/girlfriend/mother asked me to go to the shop. She said 'can you get me a bottle of milk. If there's eggs, get six'".

    I returned with six bottles of milk.

    "Why on earth did you get 6 bottles of milk?" She asked.

    "Because they had eggs" I replied.

    Made I larf anyways.

    Do you find your profession affects your ability to assimilate into normal society? I have difficulty integrating at my local pub for example.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Saw this and thought of you :

    "The wife/girlfriend/mother asked me to go to the shop. She said 'can you get me a bottle of milk. If there's eggs, get six'".

    I returned with six bottles of milk.

    "Why on earth did you get 6 bottles of milk?" She asked.

    "Because they had eggs" I replied.

    Made I larf anyways.

    Do you find your profession affects your ability to assimilate into normal society? I have difficulty integrating at my local pub for example.
    Next time you walk into a pub, try using the door instead.
    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

    George Frederic Watts

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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      #3
      Doors are so boring when you have powers

      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Saw this and thought of you :

        "The wife/girlfriend/mother asked me to go to the shop. She said 'can you get me a bottle of milk. If there's eggs, get six'".

        I returned with six bottles of milk.

        "Why on earth did you get 6 bottles of milk?" She asked.

        "Because they had eggs" I replied.

        Made I larf anyways.

        Do you find your profession affects your ability to assimilate into normal society? I have difficulty integrating at my local pub for example.
        No, because Im not autistic like you.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          It's a spectrum you eejit. You can't just go calling people autistic.


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          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by speling bee View Post
            Next time you walk into a pub, try using the door instead.
            So a man in Glasgow walked into an optician. Ouch.

            No seriously a man in Glasgow walked into an optician with a violin case. He said to the optician: "I've got something wrong with my eyes I wonder if you can help me?"

            optician "Well you've came to right place, take a seat and I'll see what we can do"

            man "Oh no, you see the problem is in the case"

            confused optician "I don't understand"

            man "let me show you" So he opened the violin case

            optician "YOU FILTHY DIRTY RETCH OF MAN!!!" you see because inside the case there was a huge jobbie

            optician "It's a psychiatrist you need!"

            man "oh no you don't understand, you see every time I do one of these my eyes water"
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              It's a spectrum you eejit. You can't just go calling people autistic.


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              So you're a little Sinclair then?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                For those of you that are a little bit "special"

                Ooooooh yes. Wanna see my micro drive?


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                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Anybody else thinking... 'but why Glasgow?'

                  Just me, then.
                  My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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