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Gig just out - anyone interested?

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    Gig just out - anyone interested?

    Wimbledon lawn tennis club are looking for a bra checker. Immediate start. Will last 9 days.

    Wimbledon women forced to go bra-less due to all-white rule clampdown - Telegraph

    Under new guidelines issued this year, players may only break up their all-white outfits with a coloured trim of 1cm width.
    In a letter sent to players, tournament referee Andrew Jarrett, also said: "Undergarments that either are or can be visible during play (including due to perspiration) must also be completely white and contain no more than 1cm of coloured trim."

    Cash said "I believe some of the girls didn’t have suitable sports bras and had to go without them. It has absolutely gone ridiculous."

    Rate is £10,000 a day. That is what you have to pay.....
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    AndyW doesn't and neither does his mum or BP
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    #2
    They were saying yesterday in commentary Federer couldn't wear his chosen shoes last year because the soles weren't white.

    Sorry, I know that's not as interesting as boobs. Count-down until someone posts THAT photo of the tennis lady with gigantic ones in 5...4...
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Not qualified for that contract so I will have to set my sights lower.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Not qualified for that contract so I will have to set my sights lower.
        You mean check the players' knicker elastic?
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          #5
          Tricky one, couldn't decide, voted for all 3 options
          latest-and-greatest solution (TM) kevpuk 2013

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            #6
            You mean check the players' knicker elastic?
            I meant I'd have to start at the bottom and work my way up.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              You mean check the players' knicker elastic?
              Likely to be broken after MTT was in there earlier.

              Originally posted by kevpuk View Post
              Tricky one, couldn't decide, voted for all 3 options
              Trust MS to ruining it by voting for only one.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                I meant I'd have to start at the bottom and work my way up.
                Talking of bottoms, this might be of interest: BBC News - Athena Tennis Girl poster dress up for auction
                England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  I meant I'd have to start at the bottom and work my way up.
                  As you are so picky, they have created a gig just for you :-

                  Wimbledon 2014: white knicker checks are 'creepy' says Caroline Wozniacki - Telegraph

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