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Delivery information getting more detailed. LOL

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    Delivery information getting more detailed. LOL

    "Robert is currently making delivery number 3, you are delivery number 105.

    Robert is approximately 6 hours away from you."

    How depressing.

    "Out for delivery" would have been sufficient rather than depressing me that I know I have to wait til mid-late afternoon.
    Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

    #2
    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    "Robert is currently making delivery number 3, you are delivery number 105.

    Robert is approximately 6 hours away from you."

    How depressing.

    "Out for delivery" would have been sufficient rather than depressing me that I know I have to wait til mid-late afternoon.
    Can you update us with what Robert has for lunch please?
    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

    George Frederic Watts

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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      #3
      105 deliveries a day

      what time will Robert be getting to bed?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        105 deliveries a day

        what time will Robert be getting to bed?
        I am Number 105, he could have many more.
        Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
          I am Number 105, he could have many more.
          Not if you butcher him for making you wait in all day and not arriving until after 6pm.
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            #6
            Keeping you posted.

            "Robert is currently making delivery number 7, you are delivery number 105.

            Robert is approximately 5 hours 45 minutes away from you."
            Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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              #7
              DFD? I have found their tracker to be brilliant and accurate. So far, not one delivery missed from them.
              I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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                #8
                ...

                I liked the last one I got.....

                "Amanda is on her way with your delivery"

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                  #9
                  "Robert is in number 45 rodgering Mrs Davis, he will be there in 6 hours 5 mins"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by tractor View Post
                    I liked the last one I got.....

                    "Amanda is on her way with your delivery"
                    Was it Amanda Hugenkiss?
                    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                    George Frederic Watts

                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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