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    Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent

    Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

    Chicken in Chlorine
    Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
    Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
    Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
    Methylated Spirit Trifle
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    I believe the quote from Liam Fox in this morning Metro was in the line of:

    This is just a minor point, that will come up at the very end of the trade negotiations
    Meaning that it will be accepted not to waste all the time and energy that went into the rest of the talks...

    Not that it's some kind of a surprise for anyone, we all knew it's coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlasterBates View Post
    Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent

    Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

    Chicken in Chlorine
    Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
    Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
    Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
    Methylated Spirit Trifle
    Sounds better in French

    Poulet au chlore
    Stroganoff de boeuf, avec des nouilles et des stéroïdes
    Le maquereau a fumé dans le moutarde gaz
    Crisps aromatisés au bacon et au phosgène
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    You missed out "Antibiotic stew", or "Ragoût contre les bactéries"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlasterBates View Post
    Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent

    Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

    Chicken in Chlorine
    Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
    Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
    Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
    Methylated Spirit Trifle
    Or just buy British Organic. FFS will you give it a fookin rest, the EU gave us horse flavoured beef (or was it beef flavoured horse?). Or don't you trust the missus not to buy American?
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    why don't you boys carry on choking on the cucumbers?

    Germany warned over food scares | The Independent

    Comes to something when even the Russians ban your food.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal

    Or horse sausages
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    Chicken Salad with E. Coli dressing

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_U..._coli_outbreak

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