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    Brexit is cancelled

    Brexit is cancelled due to upcoming war with Russia, let's put all our differences asides, comrades, and win this war for Britain!

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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Brexit is cancelled due to upcoming war with Russia, let's put all our differences asides, comrades, and win this war for Britain!
    don't worry we were hoping France, Germany, Italy, Poland & Spain will rush forward to support us against a common enemy - oh dear the Donald volunteered first.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      I wonder what our response will be. Will we stop using their Meerkats to insurance?

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        #4
        Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
        I wonder what our response will be. Will we stop using their Meerkats to insurance?
        We’ll threaten an embargo to stop using their gas.

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          #5
          Time to remember the March of the Brexiteers.

          We don't want to fight but by jingo if we do...
          We've got the ships, we've got the men, and got the money too!
          We've fought the Bear before... and while we're Britons true,
          The Russians shall not have Constantinople...

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            #6
            Tories will be returning donations to the party from Russia any minute now....
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              Hey ATW is back?!
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #8
                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                Hey ATW is back?!
                Indeed but it is too late for him to claim he was posting on here and nowhere near Salisbury in the last week or so.

                Honest officer.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  Hey ATW is back?!
                  Briefly. He's about to be taken to an underground bunker where some burly military types will torture him to tell them everything he knows. Which shouldn't take long...
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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