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    Brexit is cancelled due to upcoming war with Russia, let's put all our differences asides, comrades, and win this war for Britain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    Brexit is cancelled due to upcoming war with Russia, let's put all our differences asides, comrades, and win this war for Britain!
    don't worry we were hoping France, Germany, Italy, Poland & Spain will rush forward to support us against a common enemy - oh dear the Donald volunteered first.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I wonder what our response will be. Will we stop using their Meerkats to insurance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    I wonder what our response will be. Will we stop using their Meerkats to insurance?
    We’ll threaten an embargo to stop using their gas.

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    Time to remember the March of the Brexiteers.

    We don't want to fight but by jingo if we do...
    We've got the ships, we've got the men, and got the money too!
    We've fought the Bear before... and while we're Britons true,
    The Russians shall not have Constantinople...
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    Tories will be returning donations to the party from Russia any minute now....
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Hey ATW is back?!
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Hey ATW is back?!
    Indeed but it is too late for him to claim he was posting on here and nowhere near Salisbury in the last week or so.

    Honest officer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Hey ATW is back?!
    Briefly. He's about to be taken to an underground bunker where some burly military types will torture him to tell them everything he knows. Which shouldn't take long...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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