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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThat does indeed seem to be the case.Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinationsComment
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I assume all those voting for permanent residence elsewhere are excluding the EU?!"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostHad to google Apparatchiks and found out that its a member of the Russian communist party.
Dont get angry with your leaders Mordac they will send you to Siberia on a web scraping course for 10 years.
(By the way shouldn't you have spelt Apparatchiks with a capital as it's a name?)His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostUse of "your" instead of "you're" is not a grammatical error, you ignoramus. It's a spelling mistake.
Mordy in "I have a Desmond* in Advanced Pedantry" Mode...
*Technically a lie, it was actually an upper first, but there's no rhyming slang for that...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Hmm, sitting drinking an Italian beer on the shore of Lake Garda having arrived from Spain via Andorra, France, Monacco (invited by Pirelli to drive the F1 circuit) with my German wife to be, in an Italian V8. 1 half Swedish one half French daughter. 2 sisters are now French, I am Spanish, brothers are now Belgian.
Am living the life as trailer trash in Bavaria. Oh, and on the off chance that anything good happens in the UK still have a UK passport. I have a choice unlike the silly ****ers who voted leave.
Enjoy your damp swamp.
And that my dears is my curtain call.Comment
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostHmm, sitting drinking an Italian beer on the shore of Lake Garda having arrived from Spain via Andorra, France, Monacco (invited by Pirelli to drive the F1 circuit) with my German wife to be, in an Italian V8. 1 half Swedish one half French daughter. 2 sisters are now French, I am Spanish, brothers are now Belgian.
Am living the life as trailer trash in Bavaria. Oh, and on the off chance that anything good happens in the UK still have a UK passport. I have a choice unlike the silly ****ers who voted leave.
Enjoy your damp swamp.
And that my dears is my curtain call.Comment
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Originally posted by meridian View PostIf you’d said Belgian beer instead of Italian I’d be quite envious ;-jComment
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