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    #21
    Stocked up on French wine...

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      #22
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Stocked up on French wine...
      Stocked up on women and song. I reckon with these, the wine Will come

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        #23
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        Stocked up on women and song. I reckon with these, the wine Will come
        Stocked up with wine and song. I reckon with these, the women will come.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #24
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Stocked up with wine and song. I reckon with these, the women will come.
          I have the Rock and Roll sorted. I expect the other two will be along in due course.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
            I have the Rock and Roll sorted. I expect the other two will be along in due course.
            Prepping for UB40 after Brexit

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #26
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Stocked up with wine and song. I reckon with these, the women will come.
              For most of us it will. You will need alot more than that. You could pretend to be AtW however that is still punching well above your weight and still will only get a few desperates.

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                #27
                Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
                For most of us it will. You will need alot more than that. You could pretend to be AtW however that is still punching well above your weight and still will only get a few desperates.
                Do you find lycra attracts women or repulses them?

                Or does it just attract female lawyers?
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Do you find lycra attracts women or repulses them?

                  Or does it just attract female lawyers?
                  If female lawyers all look like the one that man found guilty wrt the boating accident on the Thames currently has (can't remember his name)...I'll go with attracting female lawyers

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
                    If female lawyers all look like the one that man found guilty wrt the boating accident on the Thames currently has (can't remember his name)...I'll go with attracting female lawyers
                    Have you got a boat?
                    Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      Stocked up with wine and song. I reckon with these, the women will come.
                      Stocked up on wine and women. I don't care if the women can't sing...
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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