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    Brexit walks into a bar

    The bar-tender asks "why the long farce"?

    Thought about putting this in the joke thread - I did not want it polluted.

    #2
    A Brexiteer walks into a bar and says, 'Ouch. That shows exactly why we should leave the EU.'

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      #3
      A remainer walks into a bar and drinks himself to death.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        A Brexiter walks into a bar and says "anal wart"

        Not that funny, but better than Old Greg's effort
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          #5
          A Customs Union and Free-Trade-Agreement are in the pub, giving it large, flirting with the bilateral agreements.

          In flounces a battered Deal. The CU and FTA dive under the table. The Deal buys a drink ( Real-ale with Scotch Whisky chaser ), downs it and leaves.

          The CU and FTA crawl out from their hiding place.

          The barman says: "I thought you guys were tough? What happened there?"

          The CU replies: "You kidding me? That guy's a Hard BREXIT!"

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            #6
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            A Brexiter walks into a bar and says "anal wart"

            Not that funny, but better than Old Greg's effort
            The joke is about you, so you're not expected to appreciate it.

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              #7
              Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
              A Customs Union and Free-Trade-Agreement are in the pub, giving it large, flirting with the bilateral agreements.

              In flounces a battered Deal. The CU and FTA dive under the table. The Deal buys a drink ( Real-ale with Scotch Whisky chaser ), downs it and leaves.

              The CU and FTA crawl out from their hiding place.

              The barman says: "I thought you guys were tough? What happened there?"

              The CU replies: "You kidding me? That guy's a Hard BREXIT!"
              Very nice recrafting of the menthol / cycle path number.

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                #8
                Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
                A Customs Union and Free-Trade-Agreement are in the pub, giving it large, flirting with the bilateral agreements.

                In flounces a battered Deal. The CU and FTA dive under the table. The Deal buys a drink ( Real-ale with Scotch Whisky chaser ), downs it and leaves.

                The CU and FTA crawl out from their hiding place.

                The barman says: "I thought you guys were tough? What happened there?"

                The CU replies: "You kidding me? That guy's a Hard BREXIT!"

                Suddenly the Deal comes flying back through the window with a broken nose.

                The CU then says "hmm looks like the Deal tried to mess with the EU".
                FTFY

                I'm alright Jack

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  A remainer walks into a bar and bores everyone to death.
                  ftfy

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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