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    The French

    Now I love the French, I really do, I love Café Rouge, fantastic food and I won't have a bad work said against them. But I've started to notice that their political leaders are either midgets or bald...

    Macron, midget
    Hollande: bald
    Sarkozy: midget
    Chirac: bald
    Mitterrand: bald
    d'Estaing: bald
    Pompidou: bald

    60 years of having bald midgets running the country.

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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Now I love the French, I really do, I love Café Rouge, fantastic food and I won't have a bad work said against them. But I've started to notice that their political leaders are either midgets or bald...

    Macron, midget
    Hollande: bald
    Sarkozy: midget
    Chirac: bald
    Mitterrand: bald
    d'Estaing: bald
    Pompidou: bald

    60 years of having bald midgets running the country.
    you goat a problem wi' baldy midgets pal??!

    see you?

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      #3
      He’s got alcohol problem, allegedly

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        He’s got alcohol problem, allegedly
        Better than having a virginity problem.

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          He’s got alcohol problem, allegedly
          so he sees baldy midgets where there are none?

          oh

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            #6
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            Now I love the French, I really do, I love Café Rouge, fantastic food and I won't have a bad work said against them. But I've started to notice that their political leaders are either midgets or bald...

            Macron, midget
            Hollande: bald
            Sarkozy: midget
            Chirac: bald
            Mitterrand: bald
            d'Estaing: bald
            Pompidou: bald

            60 years of having bald midgets running the country.
            Classic! Good stuff.

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              #7
              feck it, - NO attempt at humour goes unpunished.

              WABOW

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                #8
                Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                feck it, - NO attempt at humour goes unpunished.

                WABOW

                That was a good attempt my Minny. I particularly like the Cafe Rouge touch. Nice detail.

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                  #9
                  Did we all know that the French only have 69 Nobel prizes?

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                    #10
                    Seems to be quite a few peace and literature ones, I'll put them down as maybe having 50

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