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    Now I love the French, I really do, I love Café Rouge, fantastic food and I won't have a bad work said against them. But I've started to notice that their political leaders are either midgets or bald...

    Macron, midget
    Hollande: bald
    Sarkozy: midget
    Chirac: bald
    Mitterrand: bald
    d'Estaing: bald
    Pompidou: bald

    60 years of having bald midgets running the country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minestrone View Post
    Now I love the French, I really do, I love Café Rouge, fantastic food and I won't have a bad work said against them. But I've started to notice that their political leaders are either midgets or bald...

    Macron, midget
    Hollande: bald
    Sarkozy: midget
    Chirac: bald
    Mitterrand: bald
    d'Estaing: bald
    Pompidou: bald

    60 years of having bald midgets running the country.
    you goat a problem wi' baldy midgets pal??!

    see you?


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    He’s got alcohol problem, allegedly

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    He’s got alcohol problem, allegedly
    Better than having a virginity problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    He’s got alcohol problem, allegedly
    so he sees baldy midgets where there are none?

    oh

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    Quote Originally Posted by minestrone View Post
    Now I love the French, I really do, I love Café Rouge, fantastic food and I won't have a bad work said against them. But I've started to notice that their political leaders are either midgets or bald...

    Macron, midget
    Hollande: bald
    Sarkozy: midget
    Chirac: bald
    Mitterrand: bald
    d'Estaing: bald
    Pompidou: bald

    60 years of having bald midgets running the country.
    Classic! Good stuff.
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    feck it, - NO attempt at humour goes unpunished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    feck it, - NO attempt at humour goes unpunished.

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    That was a good attempt my Minny. I particularly like the Cafe Rouge touch. Nice detail.
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    Did we all know that the French only have 69 Nobel prizes?

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    Seems to be quite a few peace and literature ones, I'll put them down as maybe having 50

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