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    Nice But Dim

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    How many Brexiters does it take to change a light bulb?
    One to promise a brighter future, the rest to screw it up.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

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    I hear that the Europa hotel has moved the following request sign from their swimming pool out to the street, which has upset the will of the people:
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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    At last a funny one.

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    Respect my authoritah!

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    31st October. The nightmare before Christmas.
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    More fingers than teeth

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    I live on CUK

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    "Strong & Stable"

    "Better together"

    "Taking back control"

    "Easiest deal in history"
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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    More fingers than teeth

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    TBF we've also made Upskirting a crime .... eventually ..... having been initially opposed by a Tory peer!
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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    Double Godlike!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorty View Post
    TBF we've also made Upskirting a crime .... eventually ..... having been initially opposed by a Tory peer!
    I am waiting for the first woman to be prosecuted for taking a photo up a man's kilt.
    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity

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