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    Nice But Dim

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    How many Brexiters does it take to change a light bulb?
    One to promise a brighter future, the rest to screw it up.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

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    I hear that the Europa hotel has moved the following request sign from their swimming pool out to the street, which has upset the will of the people:
    Strong and Stable Moderation

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    At last a funny one.

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    Respect my authoritah!

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    31st October. The nightmare before Christmas.
    "Boom! Boom!" - B. Brush

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    More fingers than teeth

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    More fingers than teeth

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    "Strong & Stable"

    "Better together"

    "Taking back control"

    "Easiest deal in history"
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    More fingers than teeth

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    TBF we've also made Upskirting a crime .... eventually ..... having been initially opposed by a Tory peer!
    I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it

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    Godlike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorty View Post
    TBF we've also made Upskirting a crime .... eventually ..... having been initially opposed by a Tory peer!
    I am waiting for the first woman to be prosecuted for taking a photo up a man's kilt.
    Something I’m getting really fed up hearing about is ‘delivering’ Brexit. It is no such thing. When I receive something from Amazon I get it delivered to my door. When I give up something, like my domestic waste, freedom of movement, or membership of the world’s largest trading bloc, someone takes it away. They don’t deliver anything.
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