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The Polish couple Bret and Alicja worked very hard every day in London. One day Bret woke up covered in spots, delirious and kept shouting one word... "Boris" Alicja was very worried as the rent was due, so she phoned a nurse friend who lived nearby. The nurse came round and asked Alicja why Bret kept shouting “Boris” Alicja said "It has to be Brets Sick"
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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