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    Respect my authoritah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by meridian View Post
    Why does he need a donation system, if he’s fully funded by Banks to live in a £13,000pm rental in Chelsea?.
    Every little helps.
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    More fingers than teeth

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    What's the difference between a toilet and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon?

    A toilet has more seats.
    Strong and Stable Moderation

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    What's the difference between a toilet and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon?

    A toilet has more seats.
    You won't find a toilet in a prison cell.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
    I admit that I'm a lazy lying cretin, but so what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    You won't find a toilet in a prison cell.
    Something tells me that you haven't thought that one through.

    However in the spirit of encouragement and to embrace the more retarded members of this forum and the diversity which they bring, jolly well done!

    Have a you retarded anti-Semitic turd.
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    Given that you refuse to work for Jews, because you believe that they are only out for themselves and that they see gentiles as just there to be used, WGAS what you think.
    You do me old chum, obviously

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    Churchy says that May Day is a Zionist Occupation Government conspiracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    You won't find a toilet in a prison cell.
    I thought these days almost all cells have toilets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I thought these days almost all cells have toilets?
    Plant cells don't, at least not porcelain ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I thought these days almost all cells have toilets?
    Don't take it too seriously, Brillo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
    I admit that I'm a lazy lying cretin, but so what?
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    Respect my authoritah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by meridian View Post
    Oy, I don't receive that until next week. No spoilers...!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Something tells me that you haven't thought that one through.
    No. What a cretin.
    you retarded anti-Semitic turd.
    anti-Semitic could well be conceived as an antisemitic spelling. It has the false idea that antisemitism is being against Semitic races. But in its origin, it was coined specifically to mean "anti-Jew" with the intent of giving it a pseudo-scientific gloss.
    Duct tape holds the universe together. In quantum chromodynamics it's known as the strong force. You get it in different colours, but metallic grey is best.

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