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    #21
    Brexit is not a fooking joke!

    Real people will die because of it

    Lock this sick thread

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      #22
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Brexit is not a fooking joke!

      Real people will die because of it

      Lock this sick thread
      that's the first possible chuckle so far

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        #23
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        that's the first possible chuckle so far
        Well, feel free to provide something even better.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #24
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Well, feel free to provide something even better.
          He can only provide examples of why Brexit is a bad joke

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            #25
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            How do you confuse a Brexiter? Show him a shovel and a spade, and ask him to take his pick.
            How do you confuse an Irishman? Show him a shovel and a spade, and ask him to take his pick.

            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            How do you confuse a Brexiter?

            Put him in a barrel and tell him to piss in the corner.
            How do you confuse an Irishman?

            Put him in a barrel and tell him to piss in the corner.

            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            How do you get a one-armed Brexiteer out of a tree?

            Wave to him.

            How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?

            Wave to him.

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              #26
              Minestrone, KUATB.
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Recycled Irish jokes? Oh Dear...
              Polish, in fact.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #27
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Well, feel free to provide something even better.
                The jokes you are peddling have been run for decades.

                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Minestrone, KUATB.
                Polish, in fact.
                Well I didn't read much past the first few, I got enough to see what you were doing.

                I'm kind of shocked you would go to this level NAT.

                Matthew 7:3–5

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                  #28
                  Why did the Brexiteer cross the road?

                  He was bumming the chlorinated chicken.

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                    #29
                    And then I said, "It'll be the easiest trade deal in the history of trade deals"
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      #30
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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