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    Brexit is not a fooking joke!

    Real people will die because of it

    Lock this sick thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    Brexit is not a fooking joke!

    Real people will die because of it

    Lock this sick thread
    that's the first possible chuckle so far
    Entropy is NOT what it used to be.
    Inertia, however........................

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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    that's the first possible chuckle so far
    Well, feel free to provide something even better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Well, feel free to provide something even better.
    He can only provide examples of why Brexit is a bad joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    How do you confuse a Brexiter? Show him a shovel and a spade, and ask him to take his pick.
    How do you confuse an Irishman? Show him a shovel and a spade, and ask him to take his pick.

    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    How do you confuse a Brexiter?

    Put him in a barrel and tell him to piss in the corner.
    How do you confuse an Irishman?

    Put him in a barrel and tell him to piss in the corner.

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    How do you get a one-armed Brexiteer out of a tree?

    Wave to him.

    How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?

    Wave to him.

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    Minestrone, KUATB.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    Recycled Irish jokes? Oh Dear...
    Polish, in fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Well, feel free to provide something even better.
    The jokes you are peddling have been run for decades.

    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Minestrone, KUATB.
    Polish, in fact.
    Well I didn't read much past the first few, I got enough to see what you were doing.

    I'm kind of shocked you would go to this level NAT.

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    Why did the Brexiteer cross the road?

    He was bumming the chlorinated chicken.
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    And then I said, "It'll be the easiest trade deal in the history of trade deals"
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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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