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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      I listened to Nigel Farage on LBC yesterday. He had Malcolm Rifkind as a guest. Who reciprocated by exposing Nigel as a 2@ of the highest order in every area! Loved it!

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        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Spoilt what, acting like a ****?

          nah you still do that!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Literally a tech expert who is also a gammon, can only be one of our Leavers on here:

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              At a dog show (this is the announcer)...in the UK...must like Red, White and Blue:

              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  Not a joke...

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    current state of Britain

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                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      Not a joke...
                      The right to a fair trial was in the Magna Carta, Slavery was abolished in 1807, and I'm pretty sure domestic violence was illegal before the EU came along.
                      What a waste of 4mins 9secs, and I hope Monty Python sue them for plagiarism.
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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