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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Very funny. Nice of you to throw a bone to the Brexiters so they can join in the chuckle.
    Obviously the Home Office don't like chefs:



    However:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    Obviously the Home Office don't like chefs:



    However:

    I see, so the headline is "lawyer doesn't know how to press the right button", rather than the Home Office is full of meanies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    Obviously the Home Office don't like chefs:



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    If he can't knock up a wicked chicken bhuna, he clearly doesn't belong here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    If he can't knock up a wicked chicken bhuna, he clearly doesn't belong here...
    What that foreign muck? He was cooking traditional British dishes such as Jellied Eels, Tripe, Stargazy Pie, Laver Bread, Faggots and Haggis...
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    What that foreign muck? He was cooking traditional British dishes such as Jellied Eels, Tripe, Stargazy Pie, Laver Bread, Faggots and Haggis...
    And fortunately for you, none of these can be found on a German menu. Except tripe, which I think is disguised as the much nicer sounding "kutteln". It's a word I'll never forget, having made that mistake once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    And fortunately for you, none of these can be found on a German menu. Except tripe, which I think is disguised as the much nicer sounding "kutteln". It's a word I'll never forget, having made that mistake once.
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    Saumagen is similar to Haggis but made with a pig's stomach and Jellied Eels are known in Germany as Aal in Aspik
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Another man child:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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