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    #41
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #42
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      What's the difference between a Brexit voter and a circus?

      One's a cunning bunch of stunts and the other is a ....
      Shouldn't that be "a group of Brexit voters"? It doesn't work otherwise...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #43
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #45
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            And exactly what does that have to do with Brexit apart from the fact that Churchill was all for a European union...
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #46
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              And exactly what does that have to do with Brexit apart from the fact that Churchill was all for a European union...
              oPM is a xenophobe and a fantasist who believes the hype that we beat the Nazis on our own. He doesn't understand all the luck and help we had to hold on and just about survive the war. He's delusional. Ignore him.
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #47
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                And exactly what does that have to do with Brexit apart from the fact that Churchill was all for a European union...
                Saw it on memedroid yesterday -- thought it was funny

                and it seemed posting it in a pointless thread was the best place for it.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  Saw it on memedroid yesterday -- thought it was funny

                  and it seemed posting it in a pointless thread was the best place for it.
                  The thread is open to anyone wanting to post jokes concerning Brexit. It just seems that the Brexiteers are a singularly humourless group.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #49
                    I wonder if the UK public are aware that after the Lisbon Treaty in 2020, the first born male child must be named Ian and that because of the new standardised EU birth certificate, shall henceforth be referred to as "Europe Ian."
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                      Shouldn't that be "a group of Brexit voters"? It doesn't work otherwise...

                      Neither does Darmy in the UK!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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