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    Funny thing, when I joined the Brexit Party fb page for a laugh (it is pretty funny), they considered that meme to be mocking remainers.
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    Nigel Farage walks into a pub and says, I'll have a pint of beer please. The barman pours a pint, then throws it all over Farage.
    'What did you do that for?' says Farage, drenched to the skin.
    'Because you're in a metaphor which illustrates the stupidity of asking for something but not stipulating how you fecking wanted it delivered, you frog-faced sniveling cant!'
    'But I'm still thirsty, so I want a pint -- this time in a glass!' says Farage.
    'You can't ask again!' said the barman.
    'Why not?' sniveled Farage.
    'Democracy.' says the barman.
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    From the Incredible Hulk to the Invisible Man in less than 24 hours.
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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    NSFW

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    Jeremy Corbyn walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning miss, could you please cash this cheque for me?"
    Cashier: "It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
    Corbyn: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the Labour Party."
    Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc, I must insist on seeing ID."
    Corbyn: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
    Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Corbyn, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
    Corbyn: "Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
    Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
    Corbyn stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank. There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
    Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Mr Corbyn?"


    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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