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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorty View Post
    Unable to acknowledge you're wrong? Again!

    Launched 1911, sunk 1912 then refloated 2019 by desperate feckwits. How does it feel to be a century out of date?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Launched 1911, sunk 1912 then refloated 2019 by desperate feckwits. How does it feel to be a century out of date?
    How many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
    I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    How many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
    I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.
    Clive Cussler's mate Dirk Pitt did the needful! Any fool 'no dat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Clive Cussler's mate Dirk Pitt did the needful! Any fool 'no dat!
    I think Lew Grade said about his film of the book "It would have been cheaper to drain the Atlantic".

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    How many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
    I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.
    He's deflecting. He can't admit that he's wrong when he quoted 1911 along side icebergs
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    Latest Yougov poll. It probably belongs in the joke thread.


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