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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    We WERE ORIGINALLY a Christian country.
    Really? I thought we were originally a pagan country followed by following Roman gods after they invaded us.

    In the 1st Century AD, Britain had its own set of religious icons: Pagan gods of the earth and Roman gods of the sky. Into this superstitious and violent world came a modern, fashionable cult from the east: Christianity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    and again FFS!

    bunch of feckwits
    so this is officially NOT a jokes thread any more
    just the usual pompous ****wits comparing <imaginary> penis sizes

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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    pompous ****wits comparing <imaginary> penis sizes
    Wanna see a pic of Trump naked?

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    Look closely at the blue passport.

    It appears that the Express have used a picture that Terry Jones would have approved of. Here's the full version:

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    I am just impressed that the supposed blue passport is black as a black thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    so this is officially NOT a jokes thread any more
    just the usual pompous ****wits comparing <imaginary> penis sizes

    geez
    Come join us with the pompous posts ..... oooh, you have already. Fare enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorty View Post
    Come join us with the pompous posts ..... oooh, you have already. Fare enough.

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    feck off
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    feck off
    Nice come back ..... not very funny though. You do realise this is a jokes thread? FFS, get with the program fella
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    I think I know where the confusion about the blue passport came from.

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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