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#191

22 April 2019, 08:26

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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22 April 2019, 08:28

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#193

22 April 2019, 16:25

FFS!! You really need to get out more Billy-No-Mates!!

“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”
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22 April 2019, 16:49

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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#195

23 April 2019, 23:33

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surely Diane Abbott?

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#196

24 April 2019, 06:56

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surely Diane Abbott?

Nah. Diane is more sophisticated than May.

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#197

24 April 2019, 07:30

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Nah. Diane is more sophisticated than May.

Yes she gets her tinnys from M&S

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#198

24 April 2019, 09:49

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25 April 2019, 13:36

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