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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I am waiting for the new horror film to come out. MV4.

    From the makers of meaningful vote 1, 2 and 3.....
    Rumour has it that they already have draft scripts for MV5, 6, 7 & 8 but the producers are unsure whether they will be able to get the EU to sign up. Another option is to have a prequel to MV1 so that the backstories of the main characters can be told, sources claim that Disney may be interested as it believes it can make the whole thing more realistic.

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      Labour have finally decided on the 2nd referendum question they want asked.

      Should Jews get a vote on Brexit?

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        Theresa May wins Bafta for her comedy series ‘Brexit Deal negotiations’

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            It official the end of May has been postponed until the beginning of June.

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              Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
              It official the end of May has been postponed until the beginning of June.
              2018 called and wants its joke back.

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                2018 called and wants its joke back.
                Correct. That joke has already been told. It would be undemocratic and lead to rioting on the streets if it were to be told again.
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post


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                  UKIP bus given parking fine and attacked with milkshake - Mirror Online

                  BTW, for some strange reason, the UKIP bus is left hand drive....
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Labour have finally decided on the 2nd referendum question they want asked.

                      Should Jews get a vote on Brexit?
                      And the anti-semitic Jeremy Corbyn was at it again he asked "when is the next election Jew ?"
                      Last edited by Paddy; 15 May 2019, 11:51. Reason: add ?
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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