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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    To simulate what food inflation will be like after Brexit, simply buy a loaf at Centre Parcs.
    That is very funny. Though I read today in the week that bread prices *should* be unaffected by Brexit. Interestingly the UK imports nearly as much pig products as it exports - it loves bacon but not sausages. So bacon will get more expensive, sausages cheaper.

    This was after a politiciam said "stop breakfast" instead of "stop brexit"....

    Apologies for runing Darmys very funny posts - please carry on.

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      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Bloody traitors working against the economy.

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              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    https://twitter.com/DExUKgov/status/1163753664848322560
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      Not Brexit (but presumably a supporter though judging by the post) but funny all the same, thumbs up M&S:


                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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