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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      I see our resident Bexiters have been getting triggered and twating:

      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        so it's NOT a joke thread now, just another bullkrap B****t thread full of the usual polemic sh1te.

        too bad, some of them were funny

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          Originally posted by BR14 View Post
          so it's NOT a joke thread now, just another bullkrap B****t thread full of the usual polemic sh1te.

          too bad, some of them were funny
          Why do Brexiters like tea so much? Because tea leaves.

          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            Originally posted by BR14 View Post
            so it's NOT a joke thread now, just another bullkrap B****t thread full of the usual polemic sh1te.

            too bad, some of them were funny
            Oh come on, that tweet about the army taking over parliament is hilarious You can just imagine the spittle dribbling from the guys mouth as he furiously thumps the keys to post that

            I wonder how many keyboards Ziggy has broken these past 3 years?
            I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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              Originally posted by Whorty View Post
              Oh come on, that tweet about the army taking over parliament is hilarious You can just imagine the spittle dribbling from the guys mouth as he furiously thumps the keys to post that

              I wonder how many keyboards Ziggy has broken these past 3 years?
              probably two less than you

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                Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                probably two less than you
                The wife still doesn't know why the keys keep getting stuck
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                  Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                  so it's NOT a joke thread now, just another bullkrap B****t thread full of the usual polemic sh1te.

                  too bad, some of them were funny
                  Well if you think about it, it is a joke. Leavers are always going; "Remainer, you lost, get over it" yet there are hundreds of these types of postings (this was one of the more coherent) and basically, they're moaning that they lost. Some of the postings are quite scary, I just hope that there are no sharp implements near them when they write them...

                  (Some of them make me laugh at the absolute stupidity of what they write)
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                      The wife still doesn't know why the keys keep getting stuck
                      She didn't guess it was saliva.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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