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    How do you confuse a Brexiter? Show him a shovel and a spade, and ask him to take his pick.
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    How do you confuse a Brexiter?

    Put him in a barrel and tell him to piss in the corner.
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    Brexit firing squad, stands in a circle.
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    How do you get a one-armed Brexiteer out of a tree?

    Wave to him.
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    A Remainer is driving with a Brexiter as his passenger,
    when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his indicator
    may not be working. He asks the Brexiter if he doesn't mind stepping
    out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Brexiter
    steps out and stands in front of the car.
    The Remainer turns on the indicator and asks, "Is it
    working?"
    To which the Brexiter responds, "Yes, it's working....No,
    it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."
    "Boom! Boom!" - B. Brush

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    Careful with humour that sharp you could cut yourself?

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    Did you hear about the latest Brexiter invention? It's a solar-powered torch.
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    A travelling salesman has a meeting with Nigel Farage, not
    quite knowing what to say tries to break the ice with a joke...
    "Have you heard the one about the two Brexiters?"
    "But I _am_ the main Brexiter."
    There followed a pregnant pause while the salesman thought quickly ...
    "That's OK, Nigel, I'll tell you it slowly."
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Did you hear about the latest Brexiter invention? It's a solar-powered torch.
    There are lots of solar powered lights on the market. Not as stupid an idea as you are trying to make out. Your sharp edged humour is losing its edge.

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    Q: What do you do if a Brexiter throws a pin at you?
    A: Run away - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
    "Boom! Boom!" - B. Brush

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