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Things that Brexit has outlived.

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    Things that Brexit has outlived.

    Game of Thrones, hamsters and other things that didn't last as long as Brexit - BBC News

    Your pet hamster (among others).

    The average lifespan of a hamster is around three years (around 1,100 days)
    So countless hamsters have lived out their entire lives knowing nothing but endless Brexit negotiations. Just think of that.
    Fun fact: hamsters are immigrants. They were native to Syria and Turkey before being bred domestically.
    They've been with us a while now though, so like EU citizens already living here they should be fine to stay after Brexit.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    At the very least it has another 5 years to run.
    I'm alright Jack

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      #3
      Hamsters have displaced our hard working native rats, meaning many rats are now unskilled and incapable of living without handouts.

      The sooner the Hamsters leave, the better.

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        #4
        Oh dear

        Brexit BETRAYAL: Labour to back freedom of movement and Common Market in VITAL Brexit vote
        I'm alright Jack

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          The sooner the Hamsters leave, the better.

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            #6
            If by the end of this process, the UK is no longer an EU member, then that is sufficient to honour the result of the referendum.

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              #7
              What this whole process really needs now is a few more indicative votes.

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #8
                The only indication so far is the hazard warning lights...

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