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    #11
    Shall I ask David Cameron on how best to hug a gammon?

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Shall I ask David Cameron on how best to hug a gammon?
      By the ears I believe is his advice

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        #13
        I'm sick of these mixed messages .. on the one hand we're asked to hug a gammon, and on the other hand we're told to avoid them as they cause cancer. Come on media ... what do you want us to do

        A rasher of bacon a day 'ups cancer risk' - BBC News
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #14
          Originally posted by Whorty View Post
          I'm sick of these mixed messages .. on the one hand we're asked to hug a gammon, and on the other hand we're told to avoid them as they cause cancer. Come on media ... what do you want us to do

          A rasher of bacon a day 'ups cancer risk' - BBC News
          Pigs in Blankets. That's what you have to do with your bacon now.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
            Pigs in Blankets. That's what you have to do with your bacon now.
            Are we talking about Cameron again? Or was that a pig in a negligee ?
            I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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              #16
              Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
              I wouldn't waste good Yorkshire Tea
              Quite right. It's earmarked for export to replace the legacy manufacturing industries.

              British tea, jam and biscuits will be at the heart of Britain's Brexit trade plans

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                #17
                Originally posted by BlueSharp View Post
                Hug a gammon

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  Quite right. It's earmarked for export to replace the legacy manufacturing industries.
                  Excellent. I'll be able to get it in my local supermarket, rather than having to do a yearly trip to the UK to stock up.

                  Win-win really.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Excellent. I'll be able to get it in my local supermarket, rather than having to do a yearly trip to the UK to stock up.

                    Win-win really.

                    yeah definitely for the UK
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Shall I ask David Cameron on how best to hug a gammon?
                      Dead on question

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