Brexiteer brains explode as Scotland wants Indyref2

[Mordac]

Oh don't you worry about that. Despite having plenty reasons for hating you, we're better than that. We're the bigger person in this relationship.

You're just an old girlfriend whom we don't love anymore and we want to get rid of but you keep clawing our legs and try to drag us down.

Enjoy our company until it lasts

[Eirikur]

Shetland was given to Scotland as a security against the payment of the dowry of his daughter Margaret by the King of Norway. As the Norwegians didn't pay up Scotland annexed the islands
As the Norwegians have plenty of cash, they should be able to pay back with 550 years or so of interest and get Shetland back, which would bring Shetland inside the EEA and Schengen areas

[Old Greg]

Oh don't you worry about that. Despite having plenty reasons for hating you, we're better than that. We're the bigger person in this relationship.

You're just an old girlfriend whom we don't love anymore and we want to get rid of but you keep clawing our legs and try to drag us down.

Enjoy our company until it lasts

Ireland had to fight a war of independence. In these enlightened times, Scotland had a vote and decided it would rather stay in the union.

[Zigenare]

We're worried no-one will ever hate us as much as you lot do...

What will Scotland do without the English to blame for all their ills, both real and imaginary?

[Zigenare]

Ireland had to fight a war of independence. In these enlightened times, Scotland had a vote and decided it would rather stay in the union.

Bloody hell mate, you've only been over there for a few months, next you'll be quoting James Joyce!

Shall we now refer to you as Old Bhoy?

[MattZani]

Ireland had to fight a war of independence. In these enlightened times, Scotland had a vote and decided it would rather stay in the union.

As I said, circumstances have drastically changed and so have Scotland public opinion. england promised Scotland something and then delivered the opposite (and, by the way, something the vast majority of Scotland did not vote for).

england holding on to that old vote is just proving my point: you guys are literally TERRIFIED of being abandoned.

I said you're like an old girlfriend that we've outgrown but actually you look more like a child afraid of the dark. Don't be scared of being alone. It's time for you to grow up and let us go.

[Zigenare]

As I said, circumstances have drastically changed and so have Scotland public opinion. england promised Scotland something and then delivered the opposite (and, by the way, something the vast majority of Scotland did not vote for).

england holding on to that old vote is just proving my point: you guys are literally TERRIFIED of being abandoned.

I said you're like an old girlfriend that we've outgrown but actually you look more like a child afraid of the dark. Don't be scared of being alone. It's time for you to grow up and let us go.

What did England promise Scotland?

[Old Greg]

As I said, circumstances have drastically changed and so have Scotland public opinion. england promised Scotland something and then delivered the opposite (and, by the way, something the vast majority of Scotland did not vote for).

england holding on to that old vote is just proving my point: you guys are literally TERRIFIED of being abandoned.

I said you're like an old girlfriend that we've outgrown but actually you look more like a child afraid of the dark. Don't be scared of being alone. It's time for you to grow up and let us go.

Does Shetland have the right to self determination?

[Eirikur]

What did England promise Scotland?

membership of the EU for starters

[Mordac]

membership of the EU for starters

As if they didn't hate us enough before...