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Brexit adds to acute shortage of skilled professionals

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    Brexit adds to acute shortage of skilled professionals

    Vets in high demand as Brexit uncertainty adds to acute shortage of skilled professionals


    #2
    They can retrain unemployed Brits.

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      #3
      No need for vets, when the food shortages kick in we'll be eating all the sick animals. And some of the healthy ones, if they're tasty enough. Yum...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        No need for vets, when the food shortages kick in we'll be eating all the sick animals. And some of the healthy ones, if they're tasty enough. Yum...
        You can retrain as a battery chicken.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          You can retrain as a battery chicken.
          Nickel or Lion?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            You can retrain as a battery chicken.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              You can retrain as a battery chicken.
              I'm not sure your plan would work. I see myself as more of a battery penguin. The exams are easier. Not to mention the orifice fits the battery more easily. Plus the evening wear is that bit more stylish. You stick with the chicken route if you prefer though...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                I'm not sure your plan would work. I see myself as more of a battery penguin. The exams are easier. Not to mention the orifice fits the battery more easily. Plus the evening wear is that bit more stylish. You stick with the chicken route if you prefer though...
                Emperor penguin?

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