Found dead in a ditch

[Eirikur]

Droitwich is not that bad

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[Whorty]

What's wrong with being found dead hill walking?

It's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"

[Zigenare]

It's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"

You or AtW?

[Mordac]

It's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"

Only if the wall is ultimately unharmed...

[Whorty]

Only if the wall is ultimately unharmed...

The will of the people demand there is no wall. But if there was a wall, then people 'not like us' should not be allowed past it.

[TestMangler]

I always thought a more fitting end for Boris would be a bizarre Michael Hutchence styleeee wanking accident, complete with union jack boxers, orange in the mouth, union flag stuck up his arse and a light flex tied too tightly round his neck.

[Zigenare]

I always thought a more fitting end for Boris would be a bizarre Michael Hutchence styleeee wanking accident, complete with union jack boxers, orange in the mouth, union flag stuck up his arse and a light flex tied too tightly round his neck.

Do you want to go first, show him how it's done?

[TestMangler]

Do you want to go first, show him how it's done?

No need, they do classes at Eton.

[NotAllThere]

What makes you think they'll ban Eirikur?

It's been done before, but you might well not have noticed his absence, since you were also absent at the same time...

https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655012
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655015
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2659771

[Mordac]

It's been done before, but you might well not have noticed his absence, since you were also absent at the same time...

https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655012
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655015
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2659771

One for the conspiracy theorists to work with...