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Where is the best place to keep Gammon?

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    Where is the best place to keep Gammon?

    In the fridge?

    #2
    Although they won't be taking the current Time magazine with them....
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Although they won't be taking the current Time magazine with them....
      They'll need something to wipe their arse on.
      Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
        They'll need something to wipe their arse on.
        This will do but if you prefer the more greasy stuff then this should do the job
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5

          or
          Слава Україні! Героям слава!

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            #6
            great world leader material What a coward
            I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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              #7
              Best headline today was


              Boris Johnson hides in fridge with the rest of the gammon


              Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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                #8
                We like to slow-cook gammon.

                Leave it simmering and bubbling away, that's what it likes to do anyway.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  We like to slow-cook gammon.

                  Leave it simmering and bubbling away, that's what it likes to do anyway.
                  My Brother-in-Law recommends broiling it in Dr Peppers. We may give that a trial although it sounds a bit sickly.
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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