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Delays at sea ports have already started due to Brexit

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    #41
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    But to someone of Mordac's intellectual capabilities, Grayling must seem like Einstein.
    Relatively speaking, yes

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      #42
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Plasma rifles in 40 watt range?
      You mean light bulbs?
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #43
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        But to someone of Mordac's intellectual capabilities, Grayling must seem like Einstein.
        I have hair, and they're a couple of bald fookers. Well, apart from the dead one...which one is that again?
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #44
          it's started:

          Long queues for Eurotunnel on M20 near Junction 11 for Folkestone amid post-Brexit procedures

          Trial of Brexit border checks causes five-mile lorry queues in Kent | Brexit | The Guardian
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #45
            And the usual issues with queues of trucks.


            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #46
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              And the usual issues with queues of trucks.


              Oh well <shrugs shoulders> It's what the lovely folks of Kent voted for
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #47
                How do you piss in a coke bottle? Costa cup is already a challenge, especially when almost full and you need to squeeze off in time
                Last edited by Eirikur; 25 November 2020, 12:41.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
                  How do you piss in a coke bottle?

                  Carefully.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Carefully.
                    What if you have a beam split?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
                      What if you have a beam split?
                      Two bottles.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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