State of the Market

[perplexed]

Why android? The revenue side of android app pales compared to iOS - apple users are happy to spend money, android users don't

Don't have any iOS devices, can't be arsed with Apple.

Tbh more chance of success with my Plan D - win lottery.

[ladymuck]

Don't have any iOS devices, can't be arsed with Apple.

Tbh more chance of success with my Plan D - win lottery.

Plan D? A lottery win is my Plan A, B and C

[jamesbrown]

Plan D? A lottery win is my Plan A, B and C

My plan A is to win the lottery, B is to marry someone who won the lottery, C is to rob someone who won the lottery, and D is to rob the lottery.

[eek]

I have so far today seen 3 different stories about projects been stood down / cancelled and resources looking for work.

Sadly the last thing I need is developers, it's sales and pre-sales people.

[PerfectStorm]

I have so far today seen 3 different stories about projects been stood down / cancelled and resources looking for work.

Sadly the last thing I need is developers, it's sales and pre-sales people.

Can you imagine a world without salespeople?

[BolshieBastard]

My plan A is to win the lottery, B is to marry someone who won the lottery, C is to rob someone who won the lottery, and D is to rob the lottery.

Plan D has already been achieved but, the guy was eventually caught and sent down for about 15 years IIRC. Oh, and he didnt get to keep the lottery 'win.'

Good luck.

[eek]

Can you imagine a world without salespeople?

I can only avoid salesmen by doing that job myself and I hate it so I will leave it to others.

[jamesbrown]

Plan D has already been achieved but, the guy was eventually caught and sent down for about 15 years IIRC. Oh, and he didnt get to keep the lottery 'win.'

Good luck.

I am focusing on plans A, B and C first. If it comes to D, I will self-isolate with my ill-gotten gains and burn them to keep warm as the apocalypse progresses.

[hairymouse]

I've just seen 3 posts on LinkedIn from recruitment agents saying they have been furloughed or made redundant. One had just sent off my CV!

In other news, I've been getting a lot of calls today. Maybe the remaining agents are scrambling hard.

[PerfectStorm]

I've had a couple of calls about roles... even an interview scheduled for Friday!

My heart sank when I learnt that a career BA robot would be sitting in on the interview. Those NEVER go well.

More talking about projects (future tense), less examination, PLEASE!