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Experienced SQL Server Developer poss 1 months work - start asap

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    Experienced SQL Server Developer poss 1 months work - start asap

    Hello there.

    Client here is looking for SQL Server Dev for poss 2-4 weeks work. Start asap, hit the ground running to rewrite 4000 line stored proc that has come from Oracle and has been butchered by SSMA and placed everything in nested cursors, and a lot more besides, so performance has severely tanked.


    Cheers

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.


    #2
    Nested cursors? Sounds lovely.

    5 grand cash and I'll consider it.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #3
      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
      Nested cursors? Sounds lovely.

      5 grand cash and I'll consider it.
      They might have to start offering that, it's yucky code.

      qh
      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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        #4
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        Nested cursors? Sounds lovely.

        5 grand cash and I'll consider it.
        £5k for a months work. They'd rip your arm off for that price.
        Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
          £5k for a months work. They'd rip your arm off for that price.
          That's what I was thinking.
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
            5 grand cash and I'll consider it.
            Cash = tax free

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              #7
              Originally posted by Kugel View Post
              Cash = tax free
              Still a low rate.
              You'd get roughly the same take home off 350p/d if you paid tax.
              Last edited by Snarf; 17 January 2019, 07:27.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
                £5k for a months work. They'd rip your arm off for that price.
                Hence the "cash" stipulation.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #9
                  Been pulled as they have decided to "park it" for now.

                  qh
                  He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                  I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                    Been pulled as they have decided to "park it" for now.

                    qh
                    You'd make a good agent you would
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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