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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyPenelope View Post
    Yes, all the yoof at one place subsisted on Huel. They also constantly went to the gym to the extent that they had separate 'leg day' and 'chest day'. They were constantly on Tinder dates also.

    I do remember opening a cupboard on Day 1 and being lightly dusted with banana Huel which the young chap vacuumed off my trainers.
    Huel sounds like something I do after a big night on the pop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruasonid View Post
    I've done as much as I can on cosmetics. I'm thinking to become more social. Should I start using Snapchat? Facebook is for oldies, right?
    Snapchat is so 2018, you need TikTok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent View Post
    Snapchat is so 2018, you need TikTok.
    Is it any good for doing a gender reveal? I have something big in mind to make a splash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruasonid View Post
    Is it any good for doing a gender reveal? I have something big in mind to make a splash.
    Haha, it's perfect for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruasonid View Post
    Is it any good for doing a gender reveal? I have something big in mind to make a splash.
    I hope you mop up afterwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    Just retire, no one wants experienced contractor these days when they can get more drinking buddies in


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    ha. Kids these days can't hold their ale (or those fecking awful Jagerbomb things).
    See You Next Tuesday

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    Default UK is a better place..

    people are fighting for gender fluidity and fighting against clapping!!
    so , no one can discriminate based on age

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobScott View Post
    people are fighting for gender fluidity and fighting against clapping!!
    so , no one can discriminate based on age
    Jeez, yet another STD-awareness campaign.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paralytic View Post
    Jeez, yet another STD-awareness campaign.
    They're called STI's now

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    I am currently still under 45
    Really?
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

    ― Marcus Aurelius

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