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[northernladuk]

Oh wow... what a special site.. Web Design Company in Colchester of Essex - Universal Web Design


I particularly like how the text overruns into the black background while reading about "13 year old Danny" (and how the page fails to fully re-render after a window size change) Founder - Universal Web Design

M

And aren't they legally required to have some info or other on their front page?

[Old Greg]

Sounds like PC's CV that.

Am sure there has to be something discriminatory there we can sue them for...

Sounds like it's been worded by some agile, out there thinking millenial to me. Trying to break the mould and do something differently.. and failing.

Tag it as a bunch of idiots and move on.

Also...

"If you are leave early"

...fails their great grammar requirement.

And...

ONLY APPLY IF YOU ARE WANT A CAREER



I am unreasonably cross about these people.

[Old Greg]

Universal Web Design was founded in 2011 by multi-award-winning entrepreneur Danny Nevill.


Danny is a perfectionist who never accepts second place or second best. Having achieved many golfing trophies, football titles, and business awards, Danny is one of the best in the business.

[GJABS]

Oh wow... what a special site.. Web Design Company in Colchester of Essex - Universal Web Design


I particularly like how the text overruns into the black background while reading about "13 year old Danny" (and how the page fails to fully re-render after a window size change) Founder - Universal Web Design

M

"At age 13 Danny decided to create his first website. Not"

I don't think it's worth reading the rest

"wanting to be at the peril of eBay, he took control by expanding his online presence."

Bloke sounds like a right tool. Bin. Forget.

[Agent]

This advert is incredible, I mean it breaks so many laws it's unbelievable.

I do love that they've laid out the salary increases for the next 10 years ????

[Agent]

Love this...

Working Hours

Monday to Friday = 8am to 6pm
To be at the office no later than 7.45am

I may phone then just for tulips and giggles, see if they want some agency support.

[Old Greg]

Love this...

Working Hours

Monday to Friday = 8am to 6pm
To be at the office no later than 7.45am

I may phone then just for tulips and giggles, see if they want some agency support.

Invite Danny for a game of golf.

[ladymuck]

Love this...

Working Hours

Monday to Friday = 8am to 6pm
To be at the office no later than 7.45am

I may phone then just for tulips and giggles, see if they want some agency support.

Please do! Revert with the needful

[Old Greg]

Please do! Revert with the needful

And send them PC's CV. They deserve each other.

[Old Greg]

Love this...

Working Hours

Monday to Friday = 8am to 6pm
To be at the office no later than 7.45am

I may phone then just for tulips and giggles, see if they want some agency support.

Actually, try to sell them Indian resources on whatever visa it is for £20k p.a.