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    #51
    <Pours large snifter of Brandy>

    Cheers to Doodab!!!!


    <Gulps Brandy - dabs corner of eye>

    <Pours another large snifter of Brandy>
    Now then lets get this party started
    - Where is Suity's Pron stash?
    - Who is sorting out the music??
    - Has anyone got any nibbles... a few Kebabs would go down a treat....

    Oi!! Suity have you got any of your Rotting Nobs/Nargis Kebabs???

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      #52
      Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
      <Pours large snifter of Brandy>

      Cheers to Doodab!!!!


      <Gulps Brandy - dabs corner of eye>

      <Pours another large snifter of Brandy>
      Now then lets get this party started
      - Where is Suity's Pron stash?
      - Who is sorting out the music??
      - Has anyone got any nibbles... a few Kebabs would go down a treat....

      Oi!! Suity have you got any of your Rotting Nobs/Nargis Kebabs???
      There's some leftovers on the coffee table that are still relatively fresh.

      <pops on 90'' plasma>

      Now, you like pron? Check this out. <volume up to 100><click>
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #53
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        There's some leftovers on the coffee table that are still relatively fresh.

        <pops on 90'' plasma>

        Now, you like pron? Check this out. <volume up to 100><click>
        Mmmmmmmmm leftover Nargis Kebab........ any mint sauce? Chilli sauce.... bung some on and chuck 'em over.

        <TV Playing Suity's DVD:
        Uuuuuummph....
        Slurp....
        Ahhhhh.....
        Ahhhhh.....
        Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
        AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........
        >

        Oh No!!! "Not Suity does Village People - AGAIN"?
        Haven't you got any with Girls?

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          #54
          Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
          Mmmmmmmmm leftover Nargis Kebab........ any mint sauce? Chilli sauce.... bung some on and chuck 'em over.

          <TV Playing Suity's DVD:
          Uuuuuummph....
          Slurp....
          Ahhhhh.....
          Ahhhhh.....
          Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
          AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........
          >

          Oh No!!! "Not Suity does Village People - AGAIN"?
          Haven't you got any with Girls?
          In the current climate it may be better to specify 'women'.

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            #55
            I hope this party is better than suity's last one. Stripper idea was good - but getting NLYUK to do it was bad.

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              #56
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              In the current climate it may be better to specify 'women'.
              Good point well made.

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                #57
                Well that was nice. Bumped into some old friends and had chateaubriand & cocktails.

                Porn? Classy. I'll be off out again then, don't wait up.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Well that was nice. Bumped into some old friends and had chateaubriand & cocktails.

                  Porn? Classy. I'll be off out again then, don't wait up.
                  Could you take MF with you?

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Well that was nice. Bumped into some old friends and had chateaubriand & cocktails.
                    Mmmm....chateaubriand cocktails....

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